I live and work in Dubai. The land of glitz and glamour, and today while I was at work, my friend and I crashed a fashion show. Because it happened AT WORK.
What? You don't have fashion shows at your work?
Gold chairs lined the runway, decked out with goody bags. I'm all about the goody bags. We sat. And we became the VIPs that deserved those goody bags.
The MCs came out, and I really have no idea what they were saying because it was in a mix of Arabic and English and the acoustics were terrible, but whatever. Bring out the girls!
(This works best if you play club music really loudly in your head)
Yes, I'll take the Mercedes Benz cookie and the cameo broach, thank you very much.
(Club music resumes...)
Wait, stop. Would you like an extremely small sandwich on a stick wrapped in cellophane?
Why yes, that's exactly what I was wanting, how did you know?
(Club music resumes...)
Wait, stop. Who's that?
That is fashion boy.
(Club music resumes...)
Wait, stop. Canape?
(back to the music)
Who's that?
Don't know, but they look very important.
Like super VIP.
Like super VIP.
And stop. Would you like a gold-dusted raspberry tart?
Just what I was craving.
(click on any picture to get a better looksy!)